Holly shit this is sooo me!
Captain’s log: I have ventured into the icy barren wasteland and located my car. After nearly two hours of defrosting and scraping while listening to the radio on full blast I now have a drivable ship. I think I saw a Tauntaun, but those are native to Hoth. Probably just a frozen neighbor. Cutting him open for warmth crossed my mind. Cold as ballz.
HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
Exactly, welcome to Slytherin
Just so nobody is confused on the difference between “Standard” and “High” capacity mags.
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